AndyA, thanks for the inspiration.. I heard the gun shows were swamped with customers. Thanks for the update on that.
Just to get you in the mood because guns are so sexy…

Teen shoots dead two adults and three children inside Albuquerque home
That boy was Nehemiah Griego, son of Rev. Chaplin Greg Griego, And it gets sexier. The other adult he shot to death was believed to be his mother, and the three children he shot to death were among his nine sibling. Guess the other six kids weren’t home. They’re not saying yet. But it has “sexy” all over it. Especially this statement:
‘Military-type assault rifle’ found at scene
[update: AR-15 (hat tip: catspaw]
Wonder if it looked like the fanny-pack AndyA’s bushmaster babe is sporting. And I wonder if it was Chaplin Pastor Griego’s gun. Sizzling! Do not try to clear a chamber or load your gun while reading.
In other sexy gunplay:
(again, just to get you in the mood)

Stanley Wilkinson, Rochester pastor, faces felony for accidentally shooting granddaughter
It seems not to have occurred to the Reverend Wilkerson to call out something like, “Halt! Who goes there!” or “Speak up. I’m aiming a gun at you!”.

Look at that cute little face. Wouldn’t she look hot with a nice assault rifle slung across her scantly clad backside instead of, you know, having bullets in her?